From f2b39d39fbeed94bfe862fcd586ecbe0a793eb71 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: productbuilder-joboo Date: Sun, 22 Feb 2026 17:35:08 +0000 Subject: [PATCH 1/2] Add funny quote comment to public/index.php Closes #134 Co-authored-by: Cursor --- public/index.php | 2 ++ 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+) diff --git a/public/index.php b/public/index.php index cbd9eaa2..a44947e8 100644 --- a/public/index.php +++ b/public/index.php @@ -2,6 +2,8 @@ declare(strict_types=1); +// "There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things." — Phil Karlton + use App\Kernel; use EnterpriseToolingForSymfony\SharedBundle\DateAndTime\Enum\Timezone; From 52fda653de90d856ecd1a1516e933ac7d29557d4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: productbuilder-joboo Date: Sun, 22 Feb 2026 17:37:08 +0000 Subject: [PATCH 2/2] Replace quote with a funnier one per PR review feedback Swapped the Phil Karlton quote for the classic QA engineer walks-into-a-bar joke by Brenan Keller. Co-authored-by: Cursor --- public/index.php | 4 +++- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/public/index.php b/public/index.php index a44947e8..22dc1382 100644 --- a/public/index.php +++ b/public/index.php @@ -2,7 +2,9 @@ declare(strict_types=1); -// "There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things." — Phil Karlton +// "A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders 1 beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999 beers. +// Orders -1 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders NULL beers. First real customer walks in +// and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames." — Brenan Keller use App\Kernel; use EnterpriseToolingForSymfony\SharedBundle\DateAndTime\Enum\Timezone;