diff --git a/.huskyrc.js b/.huskyrc.js
deleted file mode 100644
index f7a13884123b..000000000000
--- a/.huskyrc.js
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,16 +0,0 @@
-const tasks = arr => arr.join(" && ")
-const isOrta = process.env.USER && process.env.USER.includes("orta")
-
-// Everyone else gets a NO-OP
-module.exports = !isOrta
-  ? {}
-  : {
-      hooks: {
-        "pre-push": tasks([
-          "yarn build-site",
-          "afplay .vscode/done.aiff",
-          "afplay .vscode/done.aiff",
-          "afplay .vscode/done.aiff",
-        ]),
-      },
-    }
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 2838ca71ab42..30fd6e4a7a03 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -15,7 +15,6 @@
     "danger-plugin-spellcheck": "^1.5.0",
     "fb-watchman": "^2.0.1",
     "git-branch-is": "^3.1.0",
-    "husky": "^4.2.3",
     "pleb": "^2.6.1",
     "reflect-metadata": "^0.1.13"
   },
diff --git a/packages/ts-twoslasher/package.json b/packages/ts-twoslasher/package.json
index 9aba1ca1d580..a28dc3d4880b 100755
--- a/packages/ts-twoslasher/package.json
+++ b/packages/ts-twoslasher/package.json
@@ -31,7 +31,6 @@
     "@types/jest": "^25.1.3",
     "@types/lz-string": "^1.3.33",
     "@types/prettier": "^1.19.0",
-    "husky": "^4.2.3",
     "jest": "^29.5.0",
     "jest-file-snapshot": "^0.3.8",
     "markdown-magic": "^1.0.0",
diff --git a/yarn.lock b/yarn.lock
index 5f55d8862fd3..e3b2e8101483 100644
--- a/yarn.lock
+++ b/yarn.lock
@@ -6095,7 +6095,6 @@ __metadata:
     "@types/prettier": ^1.19.0
     "@typescript/vfs": 1.5.0
     debug: ^4.1.1
-    husky: ^4.2.3
     jest: ^29.5.0
     jest-file-snapshot: ^0.3.8
     lz-string: ^1.4.4
@@ -9465,13 +9464,6 @@ __metadata:
   languageName: unknown
   linkType: soft
 
-"compare-versions@npm:^3.5.1":
-  version: 3.6.0
-  resolution: "compare-versions@npm:3.6.0"
-  checksum: 7492a50cdaa2c27f5254eee7c4b38856e1c164991bab3d98d7fd067fe4b570d47123ecb92523b78338be86aa221668fd3868bfe8caa5587dc3ebbe1a03d52b5d
-  languageName: node
-  linkType: hard
-
 "component-emitter@npm:^1.2.1, component-emitter@npm:~1.3.0":
   version: 1.3.0
   resolution: "component-emitter@npm:1.3.0"
@@ -13841,7 +13833,7 @@ __metadata:
   languageName: node
   linkType: hard
 
-"find-versions@npm:^3.0.0, find-versions@npm:^3.2.0":
+"find-versions@npm:^3.0.0":
   version: 3.2.0
   resolution: "find-versions@npm:3.2.0"
   dependencies:
@@ -16607,27 +16599,6 @@ fsevents@^1.2.7:
   languageName: node
   linkType: hard
 
-"husky@npm:^4.2.3":
-  version: 4.2.3
-  resolution: "husky@npm:4.2.3"
-  dependencies:
-    chalk: ^3.0.0
-    ci-info: ^2.0.0
-    compare-versions: ^3.5.1
-    cosmiconfig: ^6.0.0
-    find-versions: ^3.2.0
-    opencollective-postinstall: ^2.0.2
-    pkg-dir: ^4.2.0
-    please-upgrade-node: ^3.2.0
-    slash: ^3.0.0
-    which-pm-runs: ^1.0.0
-  bin:
-    husky-run: bin/run.js
-    husky-upgrade: lib/upgrader/bin.js
-  checksum: f55f06868400d1781319634ce165a8e4adf232e9ffa4c6a7b0f5118b08f30f1072cf819ce681fba1bb821ccfd0c1226c93af0fe277ed01c692bcddf3f0aec339
-  languageName: node
-  linkType: hard
-
 "hyperlinker@npm:^1.0.0":
   version: 1.0.0
   resolution: "hyperlinker@npm:1.0.0"
@@ -22203,15 +22174,6 @@ fsevents@^1.2.7:
   languageName: node
   linkType: hard
 
-"opencollective-postinstall@npm:^2.0.2":
-  version: 2.0.2
-  resolution: "opencollective-postinstall@npm:2.0.2"
-  bin:
-    opencollective-postinstall: index.js
-  checksum: 4b6f333f1c863ef141abef16998daf45f891baf63765684f14b97884ca069fb0055decb59ade7800153190c099b559918c2adeb99f3db70bb0fd616220e8cc17
-  languageName: node
-  linkType: hard
-
 "opentracing@npm:^0.14.4":
   version: 0.14.4
   resolution: "opentracing@npm:0.14.4"
@@ -23362,15 +23324,6 @@ fsevents@^1.2.7:
   languageName: unknown
   linkType: soft
 
-"please-upgrade-node@npm:^3.2.0":
-  version: 3.2.0
-  resolution: "please-upgrade-node@npm:3.2.0"
-  dependencies:
-    semver-compare: ^1.0.0
-  checksum: d87c41581a2a022fbe25965a97006238cd9b8cbbf49b39f78d262548149a9d30bd2bdf35fec3d810e0001e630cd46ef13c7e19c389dea8de7e64db271a2381bb
-  languageName: node
-  linkType: hard
-
 "pleb@npm:^2.6.1":
   version: 2.6.1
   resolution: "pleb@npm:2.6.1"
@@ -25941,7 +25894,6 @@ resolve@^2.0.0-next.3:
     fb-watchman: ^2.0.1
     git-branch-is: ^3.1.0
     gray-matter: 4.0.2
-    husky: ^4.2.3
     node-polyfill-webpack-plugin: ^1.1.0
     pleb: ^2.6.1
     reflect-metadata: ^0.1.13
@@ -26210,13 +26162,6 @@ resolve@^2.0.0-next.3:
   languageName: node
   linkType: hard
 
-"semver-compare@npm:^1.0.0":
-  version: 1.0.0
-  resolution: "semver-compare@npm:1.0.0"
-  checksum: dd1d7e2909744cf2cf71864ac718efc990297f9de2913b68e41a214319e70174b1d1793ac16e31183b128c2b9812541300cb324db8168e6cf6b570703b171c68
-  languageName: node
-  linkType: hard
-
 "semver-diff@npm:^3.1.1":
   version: 3.1.1
   resolution: "semver-diff@npm:3.1.1"
@@ -30119,13 +30064,6 @@ resolve@^2.0.0-next.3:
   languageName: node
   linkType: hard
 
-"which-pm-runs@npm:^1.0.0":
-  version: 1.0.0
-  resolution: "which-pm-runs@npm:1.0.0"
-  checksum: 30cf7aee31f264558070e92414316c169367bb2b84a0a32777d30392fea0892fcf9955b81c3fe7f52165ae5a33f0acfd3bc0916416cb07e6d414c90255c228ca
-  languageName: node
-  linkType: hard
-
 "which-typed-array@npm:^1.1.2":
   version: 1.1.4
   resolution: "which-typed-array@npm:1.1.4"