diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/cargo.dm b/code/__DEFINES/cargo.dm
index e3228ba06258..87bf7b32ce3f 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/cargo.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/cargo.dm
@@ -50,3 +50,5 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(podstyles, list(\
     list(POD_SHAPE_OTHER, "gondola",     FALSE, FALSE,			FALSE,   RUBBLE_NONE,	    "gondola", 							    "The silent walker. This one seems to be part of a delivery agency."),\
     list(POD_SHAPE_OTHER, FALSE,         FALSE,    FALSE,            FALSE,   RUBBLE_NONE,	        FALSE,      FALSE,      "rl_click", "give_po")\
 ))
+
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(junkmail_messages, world.file2list("strings/junkmail.txt"))
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/colors.dm b/code/__DEFINES/colors.dm
index 1953651125f0..4410f8dd5e52 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/colors.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/colors.dm
@@ -29,6 +29,7 @@
 #define COLOR_MAGENTA          "#FF00FF"
 #define COLOR_PURPLE           "#800080"
 #define COLOR_ORANGE           "#FF9900"
+#define COLOR_PALE_ORANGE      "#FFBE9D"
 #define COLOR_BEIGE            "#CEB689"
 #define COLOR_BLUE_GRAY        "#75A2BB"
 #define COLOR_BROWN            "#BA9F6D"
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/economy.dm b/code/__DEFINES/economy.dm
index 804967111f0c..741cc4259b33 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/economy.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/economy.dm
@@ -1,4 +1,8 @@
 #define STARTING_PAYCHECKS 5
+/// How much mail the Economy SS will create per minute, regardless of firing time.
+#define MAX_MAIL_PER_MINUTE 3
+/// Probability of using letters of envelope sprites on all letters.
+#define FULL_CRATE_LETTER_ODDS 70
 
 #define PAYCHECK_ASSISTANT 5
 #define PAYCHECK_MINIMAL 5
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/economy.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/economy.dm
index c3ed6d466df7..11b2f6ed6278 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/economy.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/economy.dm
@@ -53,9 +53,15 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(economy)
 	var/bounty_modifier = 1
 	///The modifier multiplied to the value of cargo pack prices.
 	var/pack_price_modifier = 1
+		/// Number of mail items generated.
+	var/mail_waiting = 0
+	/// Mail Holiday: AKA does mail arrive today? Always blocked on Sundays.
+	var/mail_blocked = FALSE
 
 /datum/controller/subsystem/economy/Initialize(timeofday)
 	var/budget_to_hand_out = round(budget_pool / department_accounts.len)
+	if(time2text(world.timeofday, "DDD") == SUNDAY)
+		mail_blocked = TRUE
 	for(var/A in department_accounts)
 		if(A == ACCOUNT_SEC)
 			new /datum/bank_account/department(A, STARTING_SEC_BUDGET)
@@ -69,6 +75,7 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(economy)
 	secmedsrv_payout() // Payout based on crew safety, health, and mood.
 	civ_payout() // Payout based on ??? Profit
 	car_payout() // Cargo's natural gain in the cash moneys.
+	var/delta_time = wait / (5 MINUTES)
 	var/list/dictionary = list()
 	for(var/datum/corporation/c in GLOB.corporations)
 		dictionary[c] = list()
@@ -80,6 +87,8 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(economy)
 			if(B.account_holder in dictionary[c])
 				B.payday(c.paymodifier, TRUE)
 		B.payday(1)	
+	var/effective_mailcount = living_player_count()
+	mail_waiting += clamp(effective_mailcount, 1, MAX_MAIL_PER_MINUTE * 5 * delta_time)
 
 /datum/controller/subsystem/economy/proc/get_dep_account(dep_id)
 	for(var/datum/bank_account/department/D in generated_accounts)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm
index 56dd8d33adcf..472266ae7a9b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm
@@ -10,7 +10,6 @@
 /obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/Initialize(mapload)
 	..()
 	if(loot && loot.len)
-		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
 		var/loot_spawned = 0
 		while((lootcount-loot_spawned) && loot.len)
 			var/lootspawn = pickweight(loot)
@@ -18,7 +17,7 @@
 				loot.Remove(lootspawn)
 
 			if(lootspawn)
-				var/atom/movable/spawned_loot = new lootspawn(T)
+				var/atom/movable/spawned_loot = new lootspawn(loc)
 				if (!fan_out_items)
 					if (pixel_x != 0)
 						spawned_loot.pixel_x = pixel_x
@@ -30,6 +29,48 @@
 			loot_spawned++
 	return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
 
+/obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/surgery_tool_advanced
+	name = "Advanced surgery tool spawner"
+	loot = list( // Mail loot spawner. Drop pool of advanced medical tools typically from research. Not endgame content.
+		/obj/item/scalpel/advanced,
+		/obj/item/retractor/advanced,
+		/obj/item/cautery/advanced,
+	)
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/surgery_tool_alien
+	name = "Rare surgery tool spawner"
+	loot = list( // Mail loot spawner. Some sort of random and rare surgical tool. Alien tech found here.
+		/obj/item/scalpel/alien,
+		/obj/item/hemostat/alien,
+		/obj/item/retractor/alien,
+		/obj/item/circular_saw/alien,
+		/obj/item/surgicaldrill/alien,
+		/obj/item/cautery/alien,
+	)
+
+/obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/memeorgans
+	name = "meme organ spawner"
+	lootcount = 5
+	loot = list(
+		/obj/item/organ/ears/penguin,
+		/obj/item/organ/ears/cat,
+		/obj/item/organ/eyes/moth,
+		/obj/item/organ/eyes/snail,
+		/obj/item/organ/tongue/bone,
+		/obj/item/organ/tongue/fly,
+		/obj/item/organ/tongue/snail,
+		/obj/item/organ/tongue/lizard,
+		/obj/item/organ/tongue/alien,
+		///obj/item/organ/tongue/ethereal,
+		/obj/item/organ/tongue/robot,
+		/obj/item/organ/tongue/zombie,
+		/obj/item/organ/appendix,
+		/obj/item/organ/liver/fly,
+		/obj/item/organ/lungs/plasmaman,
+		/obj/item/organ/tail/cat,
+		/obj/item/organ/tail/lizard,
+	)
+
 /obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/armory_contraband
 	name = "armory contraband gun spawner"
 	lootdoubles = FALSE
@@ -56,6 +97,26 @@
 				/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/syndicate = 2
 				)
 
+/obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/seed_rare
+	name = "rare seed"
+	lootcount = 5
+	loot = list( // /obj/item/seeds/random is not a random seed, but an exotic seed.
+		/obj/item/seeds/random = 30,
+		/obj/item/seeds/liberty = 5,
+		/obj/item/seeds/replicapod = 5,
+		/obj/item/seeds/reishi = 5,
+		/obj/item/seeds/nettle/death = 1,
+		/obj/item/seeds/plump/walkingmushroom = 1,
+		/obj/item/seeds/cannabis/rainbow = 1,
+		/obj/item/seeds/cannabis/death = 1,
+		/obj/item/seeds/cannabis/white = 1,
+		/obj/item/seeds/cannabis/ultimate = 1,
+		/obj/item/seeds/kudzu = 1,
+		/obj/item/seeds/angel = 1,
+		/obj/item/seeds/glowshroom/glowcap = 1,
+		/obj/item/seeds/glowshroom/shadowshroom = 1,
+	)
+
 /obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/grille_or_trash
 	name = "maint grille or trash spawner"
 	loot = list(/obj/structure/grille = 5,
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/grenades/atmos_grenades.dm b/code/game/objects/items/grenades/atmos_grenades.dm
index 5c626d8397d1..f991213215b6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/grenades/atmos_grenades.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/grenades/atmos_grenades.dm
@@ -18,6 +18,29 @@
 	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/hit_on_shattered_glass.ogg', volume, TRUE)
 	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/prime), isnull(delayoverride)? det_time : delayoverride)
 
+/obj/item/grenade/gas_crystal/proto_nitrate_crystal
+	name = "Proto Nitrate crystal"
+	desc = "A crystal made from the Proto Nitrate gas, you can see the liquid gases inside."
+	icon_state = "proto_nitrate_crystal"
+	///Range of the grenade air refilling
+	var/refill_range = 5
+	///Amount of Nitrogen gas released (close to the grenade)
+	var/n2_gas_amount = 80
+	///Amount of Oxygen gas released (close to the grenade)
+	var/o2_gas_amount = 30
+
+/obj/item/grenade/gas_crystal/proto_nitrate_crystal/prime(mob/living/lanced_by)
+	. = ..()
+	update_mob()
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/spray2.ogg', 100, TRUE)
+	for(var/turf/turf_loc in view(refill_range, loc))
+		if(!isopenturf(turf_loc))
+			continue
+		var/distance_from_center = max(get_dist(turf_loc, loc), 1)
+		var/turf/open/floor_loc = turf_loc
+		floor_loc.atmos_spawn_air("n2=[n2_gas_amount / distance_from_center];o2=[o2_gas_amount / distance_from_center];TEMP=273")
+	qdel(src)
+
 /obj/item/grenade/gas_crystal/healium_crystal
 	name = "Healium crystal"
 	desc = "A crystal made from the Healium gas, it's cold to the touch."
@@ -94,3 +117,33 @@
 		var/turf/open/floor_loc = turf_loc
 		floor_loc.atmos_spawn_air("n2o=[n2o_gas_amount / distance_from_center];TEMP=273")
 	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/grenade/gas_crystal/crystal_foam
+	name = "crystal foam"
+	desc = "A crystal with a foggy inside"
+	icon_state = "crystal_foam"
+	var/breach_range = 7
+
+/obj/item/grenade/gas_crystal/crystal_foam/prime(mob/living/lanced_by)
+	. = ..()
+
+	var/datum/reagents/first_batch = new
+	var/datum/reagents/second_batch = new
+	var/list/datum/reagents/reactants = list()
+
+	first_batch.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/aluminium, 75)
+	second_batch.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/smart_foaming_agent, 25)
+	second_batch.add_reagent(/datum/reagent/toxin/acid/fluacid, 25)
+	reactants += first_batch
+	reactants += second_batch
+
+	var/turf/detonation_turf = get_turf(src)
+
+	chem_splash(detonation_turf, breach_range, reactants)
+
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/spray2.ogg', 100, TRUE)
+	log_game("A grenade detonated at [AREACOORD(detonation_turf)]")
+
+	update_mob()
+
+	qdel(src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/mail.dm b/code/game/objects/items/mail.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..c5321159ad94
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/mail.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,313 @@
+/// Mail is tamper-evident and unresealable, postmarked by CentCom for an individual recepient.
+/obj/item/mail
+	name = "mail"
+	gender = NEUTER
+	desc = "An officially postmarked, tamper-evident parcel regulated by CentCom and made of high-quality materials."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "mail_small"
+	item_flags = NOBLUDGEON
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	//drop_sound = 'sound/items/handling/paper_drop.ogg'
+	//pickup_sound = 'sound/items/handling/paper_pickup.ogg'
+	mouse_drag_pointer = MOUSE_ACTIVE_POINTER
+	/// Destination tagging for the mail sorter.
+	var/sort_tag = NONE
+	/// Weak reference to who this mail is for and who can open it.
+	var/datum/weakref/recipient_ref
+	/// How many goodies this mail contains.
+	var/goodie_count = 1
+	/// Goodies which can be given to anyone. The base weight for cash is 56. For there to be a 50/50 chance of getting a department item, they need 56 weight as well.
+	var/list/generic_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c50 = 10,
+		/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c100 = 25,
+		/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c200 = 15,
+		/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c500 = 5,
+		/obj/item/stack/spacecash/c1000 = 1,
+	)
+	// Overlays (pure fluff)
+	/// Does the letter have the postmark overlay?
+	var/postmarked = TRUE
+	/// Does the letter have a stamp overlay?
+	var/stamped = TRUE
+	/// List of all stamp overlays on the letter.
+	var/list/stamps = list()
+	/// Maximum number of stamps on the letter.
+	var/stamp_max = 1
+	/// Physical offset of stamps on the object. X direction.
+	var/stamp_offset_x = 0
+	/// Physical offset of stamps on the object. Y direction.
+	var/stamp_offset_y = 2
+
+	///mail will have the color of the department the recipient is in.
+	var/static/list/department_colors
+
+/obj/item/mail/envelope
+	name = "envelope"
+	icon_state = "mail_large"
+	goodie_count = 2
+	stamp_max = 2
+	stamp_offset_y = 5
+
+/obj/item/mail/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_MOVABLE_DISPOSING, .proc/disposal_handling)
+	//AddElement(/datum/element/item_scaling, 0.75, 1)
+	if(isnull(department_colors))
+		department_colors = list(
+			ACCOUNT_CIV = COLOR_WHITE,
+			ACCOUNT_ENG = COLOR_PALE_ORANGE,
+			ACCOUNT_SCI = COLOR_PALE_PURPLE_GRAY,
+			ACCOUNT_MED = COLOR_PALE_BLUE_GRAY,
+			ACCOUNT_SRV = COLOR_PALE_GREEN_GRAY,
+			ACCOUNT_CAR = COLOR_BEIGE,
+			ACCOUNT_SEC = COLOR_PALE_RED_GRAY,
+		)
+
+	// Icons
+	// Add some random stamps.
+	if(stamped == TRUE)
+		var/stamp_count = rand(1, stamp_max)
+		for(var/i in 1 to stamp_count)
+			stamps += list("stamp_[rand(2, 6)]")
+	update_icon()
+
+/obj/item/mail/update_icon()
+	. = ..()
+	var/bonus_stamp_offset = 0
+	for(var/stamp in stamps)
+		var/image/stamp_image = image(
+			icon = icon,
+			icon_state = stamp,
+			pixel_x = stamp_offset_x,
+			pixel_y = stamp_offset_y + bonus_stamp_offset
+		)
+		stamp_image.appearance_flags |= RESET_COLOR
+		add_overlay(stamp_image)
+		bonus_stamp_offset -= 5
+
+	if(postmarked == TRUE)
+		var/image/postmark_image = image(
+			icon = icon,
+			icon_state = "postmark",
+			pixel_x = stamp_offset_x + rand(-3, 1),
+			pixel_y = stamp_offset_y + rand(bonus_stamp_offset + 3, 1)
+		)
+		postmark_image.appearance_flags |= RESET_COLOR
+		add_overlay(postmark_image)
+
+/obj/item/mail/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
+	// Destination tagging
+	if(istype(W, /obj/item/destTagger))
+		var/obj/item/destTagger/destination_tag = W
+
+		if(sort_tag != destination_tag.currTag)
+			var/tag = uppertext(GLOB.TAGGERLOCATIONS[destination_tag.currTag])
+			to_chat(user, span_notice("*[tag]*"))
+			sort_tag = destination_tag.currTag
+			playsound(loc, 'sound/machines/twobeep_high.ogg', 100, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/mail/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(recipient_ref)
+		var/datum/mind/recipient = recipient_ref.resolve()
+		// If the recipient's mind has gone, then anyone can open their mail
+		// whether a mind can actually be qdel'd is an exercise for the reader
+		if(recipient && recipient != user?.mind)
+			to_chat(user, span_notice("You can't open somebody else's mail! That's <em>illegal</em>!"))
+			return
+
+	to_chat(user, span_notice("You start to unwrap the package..."))
+	if(!do_after(user, 1.5 SECONDS, target = user))
+		return
+	user.temporarilyRemoveItemFromInventory(src, TRUE)
+	for (var/content in contents)
+		user.put_in_hands(content)
+	playsound(loc, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/mail/examine_more(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	var/list/msg = list(span_notice("<i>You notice the postmarking on the front of the mail...</i>"))
+	var/datum/mind/recipient = recipient_ref.resolve()
+	if(recipient)
+		msg += "\t[span_info("Certified NT mail for [recipient].")]"
+	else
+		msg += "\t[span_info("Certified mail for [GLOB.station_name].")]"
+	msg += "\t[span_info("Distribute by hand or via destination tagger using the certified NT disposal system.")]"
+	return msg
+
+/// Accepts a mind to initialize goodies for a piece of mail.
+/obj/item/mail/proc/initialize_for_recipient(datum/mind/recipient)
+	name = "[initial(name)] for [recipient.name] ([recipient.assigned_role])"
+	recipient_ref = WEAKREF(recipient)
+
+	var/mob/living/body = recipient.current
+	var/list/goodies = generic_goodies
+
+	var/datum/job/this_job = SSjob.GetJob(recipient.assigned_role)
+	if(this_job)
+		if(this_job.paycheck_department && department_colors[this_job.paycheck_department])
+			color = department_colors[this_job.paycheck_department]
+		var/list/job_goodies = this_job.get_mail_goodies()
+		if(LAZYLEN(job_goodies))
+			// certain roles and jobs (prisoner) do not receive generic gifts.
+			if(this_job.exclusive_mail_goodies)
+				goodies = job_goodies
+			else
+				goodies += job_goodies
+
+	for(var/iterator in 1 to goodie_count)
+		var/target_good = pickweight(goodies)
+		var/atom/movable/target_atom = new target_good(src)
+		body.log_message("[key_name(body)] received [target_atom.name] in the mail ([target_good])", LOG_GAME)
+
+	return TRUE
+
+/// Alternate setup, just complete garbage inside and anyone can open
+/obj/item/mail/proc/junk_mail()
+	sort_tag = 1 // Default sort for junk mail is the trash
+
+	var/obj/junk = /obj/item/paper/fluff/junkmail_generic
+	var/special_name = FALSE
+
+	if(prob(25))
+		special_name = TRUE
+		junk = pick(list(/obj/item/paper/pamphlet/gateway, /obj/item/paper/pamphlet/centcom/visitor_info, /obj/item/paper/fluff/junkmail_redpill, /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash))
+
+	var/list/junk_names = list(
+		/obj/item/paper/pamphlet/gateway = "[initial(name)] for [pick(GLOB.adjectives)] adventurers",
+		/obj/item/paper/pamphlet/centcom/visitor_info = "[initial(name)] for info about visiting nanotrasen space stations",
+		/obj/item/paper/fluff/junkmail_redpill = "[initial(name)] for those feeling [pick(GLOB.adjectives)] working at Nanotrasen",
+		/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash = "[initial(name)] with INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT ARTIFACT- DELIVER TO SCIENCE DIVISION. HANDLE WITH CARE.",
+	)
+
+	color = pick(department_colors) //eh, who gives a shit.
+	name = special_name ? junk_names[junk] : "important [initial(name)]"
+
+	junk = new junk(src)
+	return TRUE
+
+/obj/item/mail/proc/disposal_handling(disposal_source, obj/structure/disposalholder/disposal_holder, obj/machinery/disposal/disposal_machine, hasmob)
+	if(!hasmob)
+		disposal_holder.destinationTag = sort_tag
+
+/// Subtype that's always junkmail
+/obj/item/mail/junkmail/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	junk_mail()
+
+/// Crate for mail from CentCom.
+/obj/structure/closet/crate/mail
+	name = "mail crate"
+	desc = "A certified post crate from CentCom."
+	icon_state = "mail"
+
+/obj/structure/closet/crate/mail/update_icon()
+	. = ..()
+	if(opened)
+		icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)]open"
+		if(locate(/obj/item/mail) in src)
+			icon_state = initial(icon_state)
+	else
+		icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)]sealed"
+
+/// Fills this mail crate with N pieces of mail, where N is the lower of the amount var passed, and the maximum capacity of this crate. If N is larger than the number of alive human players, the excess will be junkmail.
+/obj/structure/closet/crate/mail/proc/populate(amount)
+	var/mail_count = min(amount, storage_capacity)
+	// Fills the
+	var/list/mail_recipients = list()
+
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human in GLOB.player_list)
+		if(human.stat == DEAD || !human.mind)
+			continue
+		// Skip wizards, nuke ops, cyborgs; Centcom does not send them mail
+		var/datum/job/this_job = SSjob.GetJob(human.mind.assigned_role)
+		if(!this_job || this_job.faction != "Station")
+			continue
+
+		mail_recipients += human.mind
+
+	for(var/i in 1 to mail_count)
+		var/obj/item/mail/new_mail
+		if(prob(FULL_CRATE_LETTER_ODDS))
+			new_mail = new /obj/item/mail(src)
+		else
+			new_mail = new /obj/item/mail/envelope(src)
+
+		var/datum/mind/recipient = pick_n_take(mail_recipients)
+		if(recipient)
+			new_mail.initialize_for_recipient(recipient)
+		else
+			new_mail.junk_mail()
+
+	update_icon()
+
+	return mail_count
+
+/// Crate for mail that automatically depletes the economy subsystem's pending mail counter.
+/obj/structure/closet/crate/mail/economy/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	var/mail_handled = populate(SSeconomy.mail_waiting)
+	SSeconomy.mail_waiting -= mail_handled
+
+/// Crate for mail that automatically generates a lot of mail. Usually only normal mail, but on lowpop it may end up just being junk.
+/obj/structure/closet/crate/mail/full
+	name = "brimming mail crate"
+	desc = "A certified post crate from CentCom. Looks stuffed to the gills."
+
+/obj/structure/closet/crate/mail/full/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	populate(INFINITY)
+
+
+/// Mailbag.
+/obj/item/storage/bag/mail
+	name = "mail bag"
+	desc = "A bag for letters, envelopes, and other postage."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/library.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bookbag"
+	//worn_icon_state = "bookbag"
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+
+/obj/item/storage/bag/mail/ComponentInitialize()
+	. = ..()
+	var/datum/component/storage/storage = GetComponent(/datum/component/storage)
+	storage.max_w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	storage.max_combined_w_class = 42
+	storage.max_items = 21
+	storage.display_numerical_stacking = FALSE
+	storage.set_holdable(list(
+		/obj/item/mail,
+		/obj/item/smallDelivery,
+		/obj/item/paper
+	))
+
+/obj/item/paper/fluff/junkmail_redpill
+	name = "smudged paper"
+	icon_state = "scrap"
+	var/nuclear_option_odds = 0.1
+
+/obj/item/paper/fluff/junkmail_redpill/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!prob(nuclear_option_odds)) // 1 in 1000 chance of getting 2 random nuke code characters.
+		info = "<i>You need to escape the simulation. Don't forget the numbers, they help you remember:</i> '[rand(0,9)][rand(0,9)]...'"
+		return
+	var/obj/machinery/nuclearbomb/selfdestruct/nuke = locate() in GLOB.nuke_list
+	var/code = random_nukecode()
+	if(nuke)
+		if(nuke.r_code == "ADMIN")
+			nuke.r_code = code
+		else
+			code = nuke.r_code
+	message_admins("Through junkmail, the self-destruct code was set to \"[code]\".")
+	info = "<i>You need to escape the simulation. Don't forget the numbers, they help you remember:</i> '[code[rand(1,5)]][code[rand(1,5)]]...'"
+
+/obj/item/paper/fluff/junkmail_redpill/true //admin letter enabling players to brute force their way through the nuke code if they're so inclined.
+	nuclear_option_odds = 100
+
+/obj/item/paper/fluff/junkmail_generic
+	name = "important document"
+	icon_state = "paper_words"
+
+/obj/item/paper/fluff/junkmail_generic/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	info = pick(GLOB.junkmail_messages)
diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/exports/large_objects.dm b/code/modules/cargo/exports/large_objects.dm
index 5311e8e1fc82..350a38f1db9e 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/exports/large_objects.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/exports/large_objects.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 	cost = 500
 	unit_name = "crate"
 	export_types = list(/obj/structure/closet/crate)
-	exclude_types = list(/obj/structure/closet/crate/large, /obj/structure/closet/crate/wooden, /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/cheap, /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/owned)
+	exclude_types = list(/obj/structure/closet/crate/large, /obj/structure/closet/crate/wooden, /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/cheap, /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/owned, /obj/structure/closet/crate/mail)
 
 /datum/export/large/crate/total_printout(datum/export_report/ex, notes = TRUE) // That's why a goddamn metal crate costs that much.
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/hardhat.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/hardhat.dm
index 1de1adc8ab75..1f6133cc1889 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/hardhat.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/hardhat.dm
@@ -60,6 +60,19 @@
 	cold_protection = HEAD
 	min_cold_protection_temperature = FIRE_HELM_MIN_TEMP_PROTECT
 
+/obj/item/clothing/head/hardhat/red/upgraded
+	name = "workplace-ready firefighter helmet"
+	desc = "By applying state of the art lighting technology to a fire helmet, and using photo-chemical hardening methods, this hardhat will protect you from robust workplace hazards."
+	icon_state = "hardhat0_purple"
+	item_state = "hardhat0_purple"
+	brightness_on = 5
+	heat_protection = HEAD
+	max_heat_protection_temperature = FIRE_HELM_MAX_TEMP_PROTECT
+	cold_protection = HEAD
+	min_cold_protection_temperature = FIRE_HELM_MIN_TEMP_PROTECT
+	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/iron = 4000, /datum/material/glass = 1000, /datum/material/plastic = 3000, /datum/material/silver = 500)
+	item_color = "purple"
+
 /obj/item/clothing/head/hardhat/white
 	icon_state = "hardhat0_white"
 	item_state = "hardhat0_white"
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_meat.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_meat.dm
index 5a9bdd4bc4f7..e95b96a6fb5b 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_meat.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_meat.dm
@@ -546,6 +546,14 @@
 	tastes = list("the jungle" = 1, "bananas" = 1, "jimmies" = 1)
 	spawned_mob = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gorilla
 
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/bee
+	name = "bee cube"
+	desc = "We were sure it was a good idea. Just add water."
+	bitesize = 20
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/honey = 10, /datum/reagent/toxin = 5, /datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent = 1)
+	tastes = list("buzzing" = 1, "honey" = 1, "regret" = 1)
+	spawned_mob = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/poison/bees/toxin
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/sheep
 	name = "sheep cube"
 	desc = "A Farm Town brand sheep cube. Just add water!"
diff --git a/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm b/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm
index 90f6ca7c4476..f8143f95c886 100644
--- a/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm
+++ b/code/modules/holiday/holidays.dm
@@ -11,9 +11,13 @@
 	var/current_year = 0
 	var/year_offset = 0
 	var/obj/item/drone_hat //If this is defined, drones without a default hat will spawn with this one during the holiday; check drones_as_items.dm to see this used
+	///When this holiday is active, does this prevent mail from arriving to cargo? Try not to use this for longer holidays.
+	var/mail_holiday = FALSE
 
 // This proc gets run before the game starts when the holiday is activated. Do festive shit here.
 /datum/holiday/proc/celebrate()
+	if(mail_holiday)
+		SSeconomy.mail_blocked = TRUE
 	return
 
 // When the round starts, this proc is ran to get a text message to display to everyone to wish them a happy holiday
@@ -71,6 +75,7 @@
 	end_day = 2
 	end_month = JANUARY
 	drone_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/festive
+	mail_holiday = TRUE
 
 /datum/holiday/new_year/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Party","New","Hangover","Resolution","Auld")
@@ -237,6 +242,7 @@
 	begin_day = 1
 	begin_month = MAY
 	drone_hat = /obj/item/clothing/head/hardhat
+	mail_holiday = TRUE
 
 /datum/holiday/labor/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Union","Labor","Worker","Trade")
@@ -306,6 +312,7 @@
 		"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAVQsnr4uYg",  // Lone Star - Tony Marcus
 		"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQzdJUiALBk"	// wyoming - In the Shadow of the Valley - Don Burnham
 	)
+	mail_holiday = TRUE
 /datum/holiday/USA/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Independent","American","Burger","Bald Eagle","Star-Spangled", "Fireworks")
 
@@ -326,6 +333,7 @@
 		"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3wivTC1gOw", // Bonjour mon vieux Paris
 		"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KdTChn-pEA" // Maréchal, nous voilà
 		)
+	mail_holiday = TRUE
 
 /datum/holiday/france/getStationPrefix()
 	return pick("Francais","Fromage", "Zut", "Merde")
@@ -587,6 +595,7 @@ Since Ramadan is an entire month that lasts 29.5 days on average, the start and
 		"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEfBop0nkI",	// Julia Ecklar - "Christmastime in Sector 5" - "Little Drummer Boy"
 		"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1twga61Kd14"	// Julia Ecklar - #1 - Christmas Time
 		)
+	mail_holiday = TRUE
 
 /datum/holiday/xmas/greet()
 	return "Have a merry Christmas!"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm
index 23e2a3f08e1d..75b3990a124d 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/_job.dm
@@ -68,6 +68,14 @@
 
 	var/display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_DEFAULT
 
+	/// Goodies that can be received via the mail system.
+	// this is a weighted list.
+	/// Keep the _job definition for this empty and use /obj/item/mail to define general gifts.
+	var/list/mail_goodies = list()
+
+	/// If this job's mail goodies compete with generic goodies.
+	var/exclusive_mail_goodies = FALSE
+
 	var/list/changed_maps = list() // Maps on which the job is changed. Should use the same name as the mapping config
 
 /*
@@ -303,6 +311,10 @@
 	types += duffelbag
 	return types
 
+/// An overridable getter for more dynamic goodies.
+/datum/job/proc/get_mail_goodies(mob/recipient)
+	return mail_goodies
+
 //Warden and regular officers add this result to their get_access()
 /datum/job/proc/check_config_for_sec_maint()
 	if(CONFIG_GET(flag/security_has_maint_access))
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm
index 2a7e98f08823..c4c112554f03 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/assistant.dm
@@ -18,6 +18,15 @@ Assistant
 	paycheck_department = ACCOUNT_CIV
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_ASSISTANT
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donkpocket = 10,
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas = 10,
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/fyellow = 7,
+		/obj/item/choice_beacon/music = 5,
+		/obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan = 3,
+		/obj/item/crowbar/large = 1
+	)
+
 	alt_titles = list("Intern", "Apprentice", "Subordinate", "Temporary Worker", "Associate")
 
 /datum/job/assistant/get_access()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm
index d708fcce4d2c..eb85c68811df 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/atmospheric_technician.dm
@@ -21,6 +21,14 @@
 	paycheck_department = ACCOUNT_ENG
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_ATMOSPHERIC_TECHNICIAN
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		///obj/item/rpd_upgrade/unwrench = 30,
+		/obj/item/grenade/gas_crystal/crystal_foam = 10,
+		/obj/item/grenade/gas_crystal/proto_nitrate_crystal = 10,
+		/obj/item/grenade/gas_crystal/healium_crystal = 10,
+		/obj/item/grenade/gas_crystal/nitrous_oxide_crystal = 5,
+	)
+
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation", "EclipseStation")
 
 /datum/job/atmos/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm
index dfed18dd2430..654dbedff83c 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/bartender.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,13 @@
 	paycheck_department = ACCOUNT_SRV
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_BARTENDER
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/box/rubbershot = 30,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/clownstears = 10,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/plasma = 10,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/uranium = 10,
+	)
+
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation")
 
 /datum/job/bartender/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm
index 9ed71fb575be..7f905147fcbf 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/botanist.dm
@@ -19,6 +19,15 @@
 	paycheck_department = ACCOUNT_SRV
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_BOTANIST
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/mutagen = 20,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/saltpetre = 20,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/diethylamine = 20,
+		/obj/item/gun/energy/floragun = 10,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/seed_rare = 5,// These are strong, rare seeds, so use sparingly.
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/bee = 2
+	)
+
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation", "EclipseStation")
 
 /datum/job/hydro/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
index cd2dcb17767f..eee46ee51b5d 100755
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/captain.dm
@@ -26,6 +26,12 @@
 
 	mind_traits = list(TRAIT_DISK_VERIFIER)
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/cigar/havana = 20,
+		///obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/cigars/havana = 15,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/champagne = 10
+	)
+
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_CAPTAIN
 
 /datum/job/captain/get_access()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm
index 46bd98c8898a..1d479d4c800b 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_technician.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,14 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_CARGO_TECHNICIAN
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/pizzabox = 10,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/gold = 5,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/uranium = 4,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/diamond = 3,
+		/obj/item/gun/ballistic/rifle/boltaction = 1
+	)
+
 	changed_maps = list("EclipseStation", "OmegaStation")
 
 /datum/job/cargo_tech/proc/EclipseStationChanges()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm
index cd921a35b619..f62853b362b1 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chaplain.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,14 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_CHAPLAIN
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/holywater = 30,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/awakenedplushie = 10,
+		/obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/holy = 5,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/narplush = 2,
+		/obj/item/toy/plush/plushvar = 1
+	)
+
 
 /datum/job/chaplain/after_spawn(mob/living/H, mob/M)
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
index d88bb37fa69f..47ce09bf68a5 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chemist.dm
@@ -25,6 +25,13 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation", "EclipseStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/flash_powder = 15,
+		///obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/exotic_stabilizer = 5,
+		///obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/leadacetate = 5,
+		/obj/item/paper/secretrecipe = 1
+	)
+
 /datum/job/chemist/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
 	return TRUE
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
index 16223004efa7..5bc23929e3f3 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_engineer.dm
@@ -32,6 +32,15 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_CHIEF_ENGINEER
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cracker = 25, //you know. for poly
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/diamond = 15,
+		///obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/uranium/five = 15,
+		///obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/plasma/five = 15,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/gold = 15
+		///obj/effect/spawner/random/engineering/tool_advanced = 3
+	)
+
 /datum/outfit/job/ce
 	name = "Chief Engineer"
 	jobtype = /datum/job/chief_engineer
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
index 0e770f465b7d..cac1945715ec 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/chief_medical_officer.dm
@@ -32,6 +32,13 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/organ_spawner = 10,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/memeorgans = 8,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/surgery_tool_advanced = 4,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/surgery_tool_alien = 1
+	)
+
 /datum/job/cmo/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
 	return TRUE
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
index 36f43b0504b0..08c244bb0887 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/clown.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,14 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_CLOWN
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana = 100,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream = 50,
+		/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/combat = 10,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/spray/waterflower/lube = 20 // lube
+		///obj/item/reagent_containers/spray/waterflower/superlube = 1 // Superlube, good lord.
+	)
+
 
 /datum/job/clown/after_spawn(mob/living/carbon/human/H, mob/M)
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm
index a654e5706a2a..69a76a2d8fd8 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cook.dm
@@ -23,6 +23,17 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation", "EclipseStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		///obj/item/storage/box/ingredients/random = 80,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/caramel = 20,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/condiment/flour = 20,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/condiment/rice = 20,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/condiment/enzyme = 15,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/condiment/soymilk = 15,
+		/obj/item/kitchen/knife = 4,
+		/obj/item/kitchen/knife/butcher = 2
+	)
+
 /datum/job/cook/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
 	access = list(ACCESS_HYDROPONICS, ACCESS_BAR, ACCESS_KITCHEN, ACCESS_MORGUE)
 	minimal_access = list(ACCESS_HYDROPONICS, ACCESS_BAR, ACCESS_KITCHEN, ACCESS_MORGUE)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm
index fa776183d3db..d9fce41ad354 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/detective.dm
@@ -25,6 +25,17 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_DETECTIVE
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		///obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes = 25,
+		/obj/item/ammo_box/c38 = 25,
+		///obj/item/ammo_box/c38/dumdum = 5,
+		/obj/item/ammo_box/c38/hotshot = 5,
+		/obj/item/ammo_box/c38/iceblox = 5,
+		///obj/item/ammo_box/c38/match = 5,
+		/obj/item/ammo_box/c38/trac = 5,
+		///obj/item/storage/belt/holster/detective/full = 1
+	)
+
 	changed_maps = list("EclipseStation", "OmegaStation")
 
 /datum/job/detective/proc/EclipseStationChanges()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm
index dc306bb16b70..b7ab910685a0 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/geneticist.dm
@@ -21,6 +21,10 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_GENETICIST
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/box/monkeycubes = 10
+	)
+
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation", "EclipseStation")
 
 /datum/job/geneticist/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
index 360e1a5eca7b..abb64293c8f8 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/head_of_personnel.dm
@@ -40,10 +40,23 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/card/id/silver = 10,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/bone = 5
+	)
+
 /datum/job/hop/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
 	access = get_all_accesses()
 	minimal_access = get_all_accesses()
 
+//only pet worth reviving
+/datum/job/hop/get_mail_goodies(mob/recipient)
+	. = ..()
+	// Strange Reagent if the pet is dead.
+	for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/Ian/staff_pet in GLOB.dead_mob_list)
+		. += list(/datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent = 20)
+		break
+
 /datum/outfit/job/hop
 	name = "Head of Personnel"
 	jobtype = /datum/job/hop
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm
index 1ad1521c74e6..f59e7589f87b 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/janitor.dm
@@ -22,6 +22,12 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation", "EclipseStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/cleaner = 30,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/lights/mixed = 20,
+		/obj/item/lightreplacer = 10
+	)
+
 /datum/job/janitor/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
 	access = list(ACCESS_JANITOR, ACCESS_HYDROPONICS, ACCESS_BAR, ACCESS_KITCHEN, ACCESS_MORGUE, ACCESS_MAINT_TUNNELS)
 	minimal_access = list(ACCESS_JANITOR, ACCESS_HYDROPONICS, ACCESS_BAR, ACCESS_KITCHEN, ACCESS_MORGUE, ACCESS_MAINT_TUNNELS)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
index fe16b429edc1..72667718caa6 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical_doctor.dm
@@ -23,6 +23,16 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("EclipseStation", "OmegaStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/healthanalyzer/advanced = 15,
+		/obj/item/scalpel/advanced = 6,
+		/obj/item/retractor/advanced = 6,
+		/obj/item/cautery/advanced = 6,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/formaldehyde = 6,
+		/obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/organ_spawner = 5
+		///obj/effect/spawner/random/medical/memeorgans = 1
+	)
+
 /datum/job/doctor/proc/EclipseStationChanges()
 	total_positions = 6
 	spawn_positions = 5
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm
index 9ef61ae72d5b..2a853a4928a8 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/mime.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,13 @@
 
 	display_order = JOB_DISPLAY_ORDER_MIME
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/baguette = 15,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/cheesewheel = 10,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/bottleofnothing = 10,
+		/obj/item/book/mimery = 1,
+	)
+
 /datum/job/mime/after_spawn(mob/living/carbon/human/H, mob/M)
 	H.apply_pref_name("mime", M.client)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
index 194c35926270..dad66ad3a0f0 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/quartermaster.dm
@@ -22,6 +22,10 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/circuitboard/machine/emitter = 3
+	)
+
 /datum/job/qm/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
 	return TRUE
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
index 5059d98b01a1..0ffec56997fd 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/research_director.dm
@@ -37,6 +37,12 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/box/monkeycubes = 30,
+		///obj/item/circuitboard/machine/sleeper/party = 3,
+		/obj/item/borg/upgrade/ai = 2
+	)
+
 /datum/job/rd/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
 	return TRUE
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm
index 5dacf5f61f25..f00f025c1ee7 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/roboticist.dm
@@ -23,6 +23,12 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/box/flashes = 20,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/metal/twenty = 15,
+		/obj/item/modular_computer/tablet/preset/advanced = 5
+	)
+
 /datum/job/roboticist/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
 	supervisors = "the captain and the head of personnel"
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm
index ad2b55c088e1..190d23eb3063 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/scientist.dm
@@ -23,6 +23,12 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("EclipseStation", "OmegaStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		///obj/item/raw_anomaly_core/random = 10,
+		///obj/item/disk/tech_disk/spaceloot = 2,
+		/obj/item/camera_bug = 1
+	)
+
 /datum/job/scientist/proc/EclipseStationChanges()
 	total_positions = 6
 	spawn_positions = 5
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm
index b6db42902600..9947a0c656e5 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/security_officer.dm
@@ -27,6 +27,14 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("EclipseStation", "YogsPubby", "OmegaStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donut/jelly = 10,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donut/meat = 10,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donut/spaghetti = 5
+		///obj/item/clothing/mask/whistle = 5,
+		///obj/item/melee/baton/security/boomerang/loaded = 1
+	)
+
 /datum/job/officer/proc/EclipseStationChanges()
 	total_positions = 14
 	spawn_positions = 10
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm
index 24ab3ae55c77..fa1876f53a92 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/station_engineer.dm
@@ -25,6 +25,13 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("EclipseStation", "OmegaStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/box/lights/mixed = 20,
+		/obj/item/lightreplacer = 10,
+		/obj/item/holosign_creator/engineering = 8,
+		/obj/item/clothing/head/hardhat/red/upgraded = 1
+	)
+
 /datum/job/engineer/proc/EclipseStationChanges()
 	total_positions = 6
 	spawn_positions = 5
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
index aec2e2868f64..20290516131f 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/virologist.dm
@@ -25,6 +25,14 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("OmegaStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/random_virus = 15,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/formaldehyde = 10,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/synaptizine = 10,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/plasma = 10,
+		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/uranium = 5,
+	)
+
 /datum/job/virologist/proc/OmegaStationChanges()
 	return TRUE
 
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm
index 85e36ac9ed29..1728d7ad87e5 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/warden.dm
@@ -28,6 +28,15 @@
 
 	changed_maps = list("YogsPubby", "OmegaStation")
 
+	mail_goodies = list(
+		/obj/item/storage/box/fancy/cigarettes = 15,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/handcuffs = 10,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/teargas = 10,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/flashbangs = 10,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/rubbershot = 10,
+		/obj/item/storage/box/lethalshot = 5
+	)
+
 /datum/job/warden/proc/YogsPubbyChanges()
 	access += ACCESS_CREMATORIUM
 	minimal_access += ACCESS_CREMATORIUM
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/bottle.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/bottle.dm
index 891f2d247526..3f65e6446518 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/bottle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/bottle.dm
@@ -457,3 +457,36 @@
 	name = "Flu virion culture vial"
 	desc = "A small vial for holding small amounts of reagents. Contains H13N1 flu virion culture in synthblood medium."
 	spawned_disease = /datum/disease/advance/flu
+
+
+// Bottles for mail goodies.
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/clownstears
+	name = "bottle of distilled clown misery"
+	desc = "A small bottle. Contains a mythical liquid used by sublime bartenders; made from the unhappiness of clowns."
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/clownstears = 30)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/saltpetre
+	name = "saltpetre bottle"
+	desc = "A small bottle. Contains saltpetre."
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/saltpetre = 30)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/flash_powder
+	name = "flash powder bottle"
+	desc = "A small bottle. Contains flash powder."
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/flash_powder = 30)
+
+///obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/exotic_stabilizer
+	//name = "exotic stabilizer bottle"
+	//desc = "A small bottle. Contains exotic stabilizer."
+	//list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/exotic_stabilizer = 30)
+
+///obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/leadacetate
+	//name = "lead acetate bottle"
+	//desc = "A small bottle. Contains lead acetate."
+	//list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/leadacetate = 30)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/caramel
+	name = "bottle of caramel"
+	desc = "A bottle containing caramalized sugar, also known as caramel. Do not lick."
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/caramel = 30)
diff --git a/code/modules/recycling/disposal/holder.dm b/code/modules/recycling/disposal/holder.dm
index efa8d9a5e3a8..bcde0f844c4c 100644
--- a/code/modules/recycling/disposal/holder.dm
+++ b/code/modules/recycling/disposal/holder.dm
@@ -41,21 +41,15 @@
 	// now everything inside the disposal gets put into the holder
 	// note AM since can contain mobs or objs
 	for(var/A in D)
-		var/atom/movable/AM = A
-		if(AM == src)
+		var/atom/movable/atom_in_transit = A
+		if(atom_in_transit == src)
 			continue
-		SEND_SIGNAL(AM, COMSIG_MOVABLE_DISPOSING, src, D)
-		AM.forceMove(src)
-		if(istype(AM, /obj/structure/bigDelivery) && !hasmob)
-			var/obj/structure/bigDelivery/T = AM
-			src.destinationTag = T.sortTag
-		else if(istype(AM, /obj/item/smallDelivery) && !hasmob)
-			var/obj/item/smallDelivery/T = AM
-			src.destinationTag = T.sortTag
-		else if(istype(AM, /mob/living/silicon/robot))
-			var/obj/item/destTagger/borg/tagger = locate() in AM
-			if (tagger)
-				src.destinationTag = tagger.currTag
+		SEND_SIGNAL(atom_in_transit, COMSIG_MOVABLE_DISPOSING, src, D, hasmob)
+		atom_in_transit.forceMove(src)
+		if(iscyborg(atom_in_transit))
+			var/obj/item/destTagger/borg/tagger = locate() in atom_in_transit
+			if(tagger)
+				destinationTag = tagger.currTag
 
 
 // start the movement process
diff --git a/code/modules/recycling/sortingmachinery.dm b/code/modules/recycling/sortingmachinery.dm
index 60616cf5e7ad..b05c5b758db9 100644
--- a/code/modules/recycling/sortingmachinery.dm
+++ b/code/modules/recycling/sortingmachinery.dm
@@ -8,6 +8,10 @@
 	var/giftwrapped = FALSE
 	var/sortTag = 0
 
+/obj/structure/bigDelivery/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_MOVABLE_DISPOSING, .proc/disposal_handling)
+
 /obj/structure/bigDelivery/interact(mob/user)
 	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, 1)
 	qdel(src)
@@ -79,6 +83,9 @@
 		if(user.loc == src) //so we don't get the message if we resisted multiple times and succeeded.
 			to_chat(user, span_warning("You fail to remove [O]'s wrapping!"))
 
+/obj/structure/bigDelivery/proc/disposal_handling(disposal_source, obj/structure/disposalholder/disposal_holder, obj/machinery/disposal/disposal_machine, hasmob)
+	if(!hasmob)
+		disposal_holder.destinationTag = sortTag
 
 /obj/item/smallDelivery
 	name = "parcel"
@@ -89,6 +96,14 @@
 	var/giftwrapped = 0
 	var/sortTag = 0
 
+/obj/item/smallDelivery/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_MOVABLE_DISPOSING, .proc/disposal_handling)
+
+/obj/item/smallDelivery/proc/disposal_handling(disposal_source, obj/structure/disposalholder/disposal_holder, obj/machinery/disposal/disposal_machine, hasmob)
+	if(!hasmob)
+		disposal_holder.destinationTag = sortTag
+
 /obj/item/smallDelivery/contents_explosion(severity, target)
 	for(var/thing in contents)
 		switch(severity)
diff --git a/code/modules/shuttle/supply.dm b/code/modules/shuttle/supply.dm
index 195eab781672..6e2a14607135 100644
--- a/code/modules/shuttle/supply.dm
+++ b/code/modules/shuttle/supply.dm
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(blacklisted_cargo_types, typecacheof(list(
 		/obj/machinery/autolathe, //same
 		/obj/item/projectile/beam/wormhole,
 		/obj/effect/portal,
+		/obj/item/mail,
 		/obj/item/shared_storage,
 		/obj/structure/extraction_point,
 		/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb,
@@ -73,6 +74,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(blacklisted_cargo_types, typecacheof(list(
 /obj/docking_port/mobile/supply/initiate_docking()
 	if(getDockedId() == "supply_away") // Buy when we leave home.
 		buy()
+		create_mail()
 	. = ..() // Fly/enter transit.
 	if(. != DOCKING_SUCCESS)
 		return
@@ -197,3 +199,23 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(blacklisted_cargo_types, typecacheof(list(
 
 	SSshuttle.centcom_message = msg
 	investigate_log("Shuttle contents sold for [D.account_balance - presale_points] credits. Contents: [ex.exported_atoms ? ex.exported_atoms.Join(",") + "." : "none."] Message: [SSshuttle.centcom_message || "none."]", INVESTIGATE_CARGO)
+
+/*
+	Generates a box of mail depending on our exports and imports.
+	Applied in the cargo shuttle sending/arriving, by building the crate if the round is ready to introduce mail based on the economy subsystem.
+	Then, fills the mail crate with mail, by picking applicable crew who can recieve mail at the time to sending.
+*/
+/obj/docking_port/mobile/supply/proc/create_mail()
+	//Early return if there's no mail waiting to prevent taking up a slot. We also don't send mails on sundays or holidays.
+	if(!SSeconomy.mail_waiting || SSeconomy.mail_blocked)
+		return
+	//spawn crate
+	var/list/empty_turfs = list()
+	for(var/place as anything in shuttle_areas)
+		var/area/shuttle/shuttle_area = place
+		for(var/turf/open/floor/shuttle_floor in shuttle_area)
+			if(is_blocked_turf(shuttle_floor))
+				continue
+			empty_turfs += shuttle_floor
+
+	new /obj/structure/closet/crate/mail/economy(pick(empty_turfs))
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi b/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi
index 98fe0024c4df..e6d8f1b8ec87 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi and b/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/hats.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/hats.dmi
index 3798b1ad7a1c..cc83a3d7bafb 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/clothing/hats.dmi and b/icons/obj/clothing/hats.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/crates.dmi b/icons/obj/crates.dmi
index d2c7ba8ad73a..650e693438a3 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/crates.dmi and b/icons/obj/crates.dmi differ
diff --git a/strings/junkmail.txt b/strings/junkmail.txt
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..db916907d8aa
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/junkmail.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
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diff --git a/yogstation.dme b/yogstation.dme
index a191936836b9..ccc5ceb4489b 100644
--- a/yogstation.dme
+++ b/yogstation.dme
@@ -966,6 +966,7 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\inducer.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\kitchen.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\latexballoon.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\mail.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\mantis.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\manuals.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\miscellaneous.dm"