diff --git a/code/modules/vending/toys.dm b/code/modules/vending/toys.dm
index 0c6b762a773c..a9c63a5fa513 100644
--- a/code/modules/vending/toys.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vending/toys.dm
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
 	name = "\improper Donksoft Toy Vendor"
 	desc = "Ages 8 and up approved vendor that dispenses toys."
 	icon_state = "syndi"
-	product_slogans = "Get your cool toys today!;Trigger a valid hunter today!;Quality toy weapons for cheap prices!;Give them to HoPs for all access!;Give them to HoS to get permabrigged!"
-	product_ads = "Feel robust with your toys!;Express your inner child today!;Toy weapons don't kill people, but valid hunters do!;Who needs responsibilities when you have toy weapons?;Make your next murder FUN!"
+	product_slogans = "Get your cool toys today!;Trigger a security officer today!;Quality toy weapons for cheap prices!;Give them to HoPs for all access!;Give them to HoS to get permabrigged!"
+	product_ads = "Feel robust with your toys!;Express your inner child today!;Toy weapons don't kill people, but security does!;Who needs responsibilities when you have toy weapons?;Make your next murder FUN!"
 	vend_reply = "Come back for more!"
 	circuit = /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/vending/donksofttoyvendor
 	products = list(