diff --git a/strings/slurring_cult_text.json b/strings/slurring_cult_text.json
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..192893bdc858
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+++ b/strings/slurring_cult_text.json
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+{
+	"replacements": {
+		"characters": {
+			"common": {
+				"o": "u",
+				"t": "ch",
+				"a": "ah",
+				"u": "oo",
+				"c": " NAR ",
+				"s": " SIE "
+			},
+			"uncommon": {
+				" ": " no hope... ",
+				"H": " IT COMES... "
+			}
+		},
+		"string_replacements": [
+			"'",
+			"fth",
+			"nglu",
+			"glor"
+		],
+		"string_additions": [
+			"agn"
+		]
+	}
+}
diff --git a/strings/slurring_drunk_text.json b/strings/slurring_drunk_text.json
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..a68a00b08588
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/slurring_drunk_text.json
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+{
+	"replacements": {
+		"characters": {
+			"common": {
+				"o": "u",
+				"s": "ch",
+				"a": "ah",
+				"u": "oo",
+				"c": "k"
+			},
+			"uncommon": {
+				" ": "...huuuhhh...",
+				".": "  *BURP*."
+			}
+		},
+		"string_additions": [
+			"'"
+		]
+	}
+}
diff --git a/strings/slurring_heretic_text.json b/strings/slurring_heretic_text.json
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..d5b87ec911cf
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+++ b/strings/slurring_heretic_text.json
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+{
+	"replacements": {
+		"characters": {
+			"common": {
+				"o": "u",
+				"t": "ch",
+				"a": "ah",
+				"c": "th",
+				"i": "ks",
+				"m": "nth"
+			},
+			"uncommon": {
+				" ": " endless... ",
+				"H": " THE HANDS... ",
+				"h": " BRIGHT ",
+				"s": " LEAK ",
+				"r": " CRACK "
+			}
+		},
+		"string_replacements": [
+			"'",
+			"br",
+			"th",
+			"see",
+			"etch"
+		],
+		"string_additions": [
+			"ah",
+			"wth"
+		]
+	}
+}