diff --git a/yogstation/code/game/world.dm b/yogstation/code/game/world.dm
index ede0c75fd43b..19f4643c9869 100644
--- a/yogstation/code/game/world.dm
+++ b/yogstation/code/game/world.dm
@@ -40,16 +40,17 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(donators)
 	var/s = ""
 	var/server_name = CONFIG_GET(string/servername)
 	if (server_name)
-		s += "<br><b>[server_name]</b> &#8212; New Player Friendly &#8212; 99% Lag Free!!"
-	s += "<br>(<a href=\"https://tinyurl.com/yogsfo\">Forums</a>|<a href=\"https://tinyurl.com/yogsdis\">Discord</a>)" // The Forum & Discord links line
-	s += "<br>Time: <b>[gameTimestamp("hh:mm")]</b>"
-	s += "<br>Map: <b>[SSmapping?.config?.map_name || "Unknown"]</b>"
-	s += "<br>Alert: <b>[capitalize(get_security_level())]</b>"
-	s += "<br><i>[pick(world.file2list("yogstation/strings/taglines.txt"))]</i><br>"
+		s += "[server_name]\] &#8212; Dive in Now: Perfect for Beginners!"
+	s += "<br>99% Lag-Free <b>MRP</b> Experience! Join the Adventure!"
+	s += "<br>Time: <b>[gameTimestamp("hh:mm")]</b> | Map: <b>[SSmapping?.config?.map_name || "Unknown"]</b> | Alert: <b>[capitalize(get_security_level())]</b>"
+	s += "<br>\[<a href=\"https://yogstation.net/\">Website</a>" // link to our website so they can join forums + discord from here
 
+	//As of October 27th, 2023 taglines.txt is no longer used in the status because we never had the characters to spare it, so it would put 2-3 random characters at the end and look bad.
 
 	//PLAYER COUNT
+
 	var/players = GLOB.clients.len
+	/*
 	var/popcaptext = ""
 	if(players)
 		popcaptext = "~[players] player\s"
@@ -59,11 +60,17 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(donators)
 
 	s += "\[[popcaptext][queuetext]"
 
+	*/
+
+	/*
+
 	//HOST
 	var/hostedby = CONFIG_GET(string/hostedby)
 	if (!host && hostedby)
 		s += " hosted by <b>[hostedby]</b>"
 
+	*/
+
 	//RETURN
 	status = s
 	game_state = (CONFIG_GET(number/extreme_popcap) && players >= CONFIG_GET(number/extreme_popcap)) //tells the hub if we are full