diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/melee.dm b/code/__DEFINES/melee.dm
index 3987040dc31d..32749af19073 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/melee.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/melee.dm
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
 #define MARTIALART_WORLDBREAKER "worldbreaker"
 #define MARTIALART_SPACIALLDOMINANCE "absolute spacial dominance"
 #define MARTIALART_LIGHTNINGFLOW "lightning flow"
-
+#define MARTIALART_CORPORATEJUDO "corporate judo"
 
 //Weapon stat defines
 #define SWING_SPEED 		"swing_speed"
diff --git a/code/datums/martial/corporate_judo.dm b/code/datums/martial/corporate_judo.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..0a78bc218493
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/martial/corporate_judo.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,246 @@
+/*
+ * Corporate Judo
+ * An alternative method of dealing with tiders that isn't a stunbaton for security officers.
+*/
+
+#define DISCOMBOULATE_COMBO "DG"
+#define EYEPOKE_COMBO "DH"
+#define JUDOTHROW_COMBO "GD"
+#define ARMBAR_COMBO "DDG"
+#define WHEELTHROW_COMBO "GGD"
+
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo
+	name = "Corporate Judo"
+	id = MARTIALART_CORPORATEJUDO
+	help_verb = /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/corporate_judo_help
+	nonlethal = TRUE
+	/// Only allow use of this martial arts if in the main services areas (bar and kitchen); if for some reason, we want to give to the bartender in the future.
+	var/service_only = FALSE
+
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/can_use(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
+	var/area/current_area = get_area(user)
+	if(service_only)
+		var/list/restricted_areas = list(/area/crew_quarters/kitchen, /area/crew_quarters/bar)
+		for(var/area/restricted_area in restricted_areas)
+			if(istype(current_area, restricted_area))
+				return ..()
+		return FALSE
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/teach(mob/living/carbon/human/user, make_temporary = FALSE)
+	..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_NO_STUN_WEAPONS, "corporate judo")
+
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/on_remove(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_NO_STUN_WEAPONS, "corporate judo")
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/disarm_act(mob/living/carbon/human/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target)
+	if(!can_use(user) || !can_use(target))
+		return FALSE
+	add_to_streak("D", target)
+	if(handle_combos(user, target))
+		return TRUE
+	return FALSE 
+
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/grab_act(mob/living/carbon/human/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target)
+	if(!can_use(user) || !can_use(target))
+		return FALSE
+	add_to_streak("G", target)
+	if(handle_combos(user, target))
+		return TRUE
+	return FALSE 
+
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/harm_act(mob/living/carbon/human/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target)
+	if(!can_use(user) || !can_use(target))
+		return FALSE
+	add_to_streak("H", target)
+	if(handle_combos(user, target))
+		return TRUE
+	return FALSE
+
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/proc/handle_combos(mob/living/carbon/human/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target)
+	if(!can_use(user) || !can_use(target))
+		return FALSE
+	if(findtext(streak, ARMBAR_COMBO))
+		if(armbar(user, target)) // Can fail.
+			streak = ""
+			return TRUE
+	if(findtext(streak, WHEELTHROW_COMBO))
+		if(wheelthrow(user, target)) // Can fail.
+			streak = ""
+			return TRUE
+	if(findtext(streak, DISCOMBOULATE_COMBO))
+		streak = ""
+		discomboulate(user, target) // Will always be true.
+		return TRUE
+	if(findtext(streak, EYEPOKE_COMBO))
+		streak = ""
+		eyepoke(user, target) // Will always be true.
+		return TRUE
+	if(findtext(streak, JUDOTHROW_COMBO))
+		if(judo_throw(user, target)) // Can fail.
+			streak = ""
+			return TRUE
+
+	return FALSE // Continue on with the normal act.
+
+/// Inflicts stamina damage and confuses the target.
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/proc/discomboulate(mob/living/carbon/human/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target)
+	user.do_attack_animation(target, ATTACK_EFFECT_PUNCH)
+	target.visible_message(
+		span_warning("[user] strikes [target] in the head with [user.p_their()] palm!"),
+		span_userdanger("[user] strikes you with [user.p_their()] palm!")
+	)
+	playsound(get_turf(user), 'sound/weapons/slap.ogg', 40, TRUE, -1)
+	target.apply_damage(10, STAMINA)
+	target.set_confusion_if_lower(5 SECONDS)
+	log_combat(user, target, "discombobulated (Corporate Judo)")
+	return TRUE
+
+/// Inflicts brute/stamina damage and tries to temporarily blind/blur the target's vision.
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/proc/eyepoke(mob/living/carbon/human/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target)
+	user.do_attack_animation(target, ATTACK_EFFECT_PUNCH)
+
+	var/has_head = target.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_PRECISE_EYES)
+	if(!has_head || !user.can_inject(target, FALSE, BODY_ZONE_PRECISE_EYES))
+		var/msg = has_head ? "Their eyes are too protected!" : "They do not have a head!"
+		to_chat(user, span_warning(msg))
+		target.visible_message(
+			span_warning("[user] tries to jabs [target] in [user.p_their()] eyes, but fails!"),
+			span_userdanger("[user] tries to jab you in the eyes, but fails!")
+		)
+		playsound(get_turf(target), 'sound/weapons/whip.ogg', 40, TRUE, -1)
+
+		user.apply_damage(5, BRUTE, user.get_active_hand()) // Owch, your fingers.
+		target.apply_damage(5, STAMINA) // A small prize for trying anyways.
+		log_combat(user, target, "eyepoked fail (Corporate Judo)")
+		return TRUE
+
+	// Your fingers function like a screwdriver that can bypass normal eye protection.
+	// Protection reduce the damage and other effects. Lack of eyes increase damage, but completely negates other effects.
+	target.visible_message(
+		span_warning("[user] jabs [target] in [user.p_their()] eyes!"),
+		span_userdanger("[user] jabs you in the eyes!")
+	)
+	playsound(get_turf(target), 'sound/weapons/whip.ogg', 40, TRUE, -1)
+
+	var/eyes_protected = target.is_eyes_covered()
+	var/obj/item/organ/eyes/eyes = target.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_EYES)
+	if(!eyes)
+		var/damage = eyes_protected ? 20 : 30
+		target.apply_damage(damage, STAMINA) // I do not want to imagine fingers in empty eye holes.
+		log_combat(user, target, "eyepoked no-eye (Corporate Judo)")
+		return TRUE
+
+	var/blindness_duration = eyes_protected ? 2 SECONDS: 4 SECONDS
+	var/blurriness_duration = eyes_protected ? 10 : 20 // Intentionally not multiplied by seconds.
+	var/damage = eyes_protected ? 10 : 20
+	target.adjust_temp_blindness_up_to(blindness_duration, blindness_duration)
+	target.adjust_blurriness(max(0, blurriness_duration - target.eye_blurry))
+
+	target.apply_damage(damage, STAMINA)
+	log_combat(user, target, "eyepoked (Corporate Judo)")
+	return TRUE
+
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/proc/judo_throw(mob/living/carbon/human/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target)
+	if(!(user.mobility_flags & MOBILITY_STAND)) // User standing.
+		return FALSE
+	if(!(target.mobility_flags & MOBILITY_STAND)) // Target standing.
+		return FALSE
+	
+	user.do_attack_animation(target, ATTACK_EFFECT_DISARM)
+	target.visible_message(
+		span_warning("[user] judo throws [target] to ground!"),
+		span_userdanger("[user] judo throws you to the ground!")
+	)
+	playsound(get_turf(target), 'sound/effects/hit_kick.ogg', 40, TRUE, -1)
+
+	target.apply_damage(25, STAMINA)
+	target.Knockdown(3 SECONDS)
+	log_combat(user, target, "judothrow (Corporate Judo)")
+	return TRUE
+
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/proc/armbar(mob/living/carbon/human/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target)
+	if(!(user.mobility_flags & MOBILITY_STAND)) // User standing.
+		return FALSE
+	if((target.mobility_flags & MOBILITY_STAND)) // Target not standing.
+		return FALSE
+	
+	user.do_attack_animation(target, ATTACK_EFFECT_DISARM)
+	target.visible_message(
+		span_warning("[user] puts [target] into an armbar!"),
+		span_userdanger("[user] wrestles you into an armbar!")
+	)
+	playsound(get_turf(user), 'sound/weapons/slashmiss.ogg', 40, TRUE, -1)
+
+	target.apply_damage(50, STAMINA)
+	log_combat(user, target, "armbar (Corporate Judo)")
+	return TRUE
+
+/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/proc/wheelthrow(mob/living/carbon/human/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target)
+	if((target.mobility_flags & MOBILITY_STAND)) // Target not standing.
+		return FALSE
+	if(target.getStaminaLoss() < 50) // Target must have taken 50 stamina damage for this finisher.
+		return FALSE
+
+	user.do_attack_animation(target, ATTACK_EFFECT_DISARM)
+	target.visible_message(
+		span_warning("[user] raises [target] over [user.p_their()] shoulder, and slams [target.p_them()] into the ground!"),
+		span_userdanger("[user] throws you over [user.p_their()] shoulder, slamming you into the ground!")
+	)
+	playsound(get_turf(user), 'sound/magic/tail_swing.ogg', 40, TRUE, -1)
+	target.SpinAnimation(0.5 SECONDS, 1)
+	target.apply_damage(120, STAMINA)
+	target.set_confusion_if_lower(10 SECONDS)
+	log_combat(user, target, "wheelthrow (Corporate Judo)")
+	return TRUE
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/corporate_judo_help()
+	set name = "Remember Teachings" // Soo creative, wow.
+	set desc = "You try to remember the teachings of Corporate Judo."
+	set category = "Corporate Judo"
+	var/list/combined_msg = list()
+
+	combined_msg += "<b><i>You try to remember the teachings of Corporate Judo.</i></b>"
+	combined_msg += span_notice("<b>As long you know Corporate Judo, you cannot use any stunning weapons such as stunbatons and flashes.</b>")
+	combined_msg += "[span_notice("Discomboulate")]: Disarm Grab. Deals 10 stamina damage and 5 seconds of confusion."
+	combined_msg += "[span_notice("Eye Poke")]: Disarm Harm. Deals 20 stamina damage, 20 seconds of blurriness, and 4 seconds of blindness. Effects is halved if they have basic eye protection (e.g. any eyewear). Completely negated if they have lots of eye protection (e.g. hardsuit helmets)."
+	combined_msg += "[span_notice("Judo Throw")]: Grab Disarm. Deals 25 stamina damage and knockdowns for 3 seconds. Only works on standing targets and if you are standing."
+	combined_msg += "[span_notice("Armbar")]: Disarm Disarm Grab. Deals 50 stamina damage. Only works on downed targets and if you are standing."
+	combined_msg += "[span_notice("Wheel Throw")]: Grab Grab Disarm. Deals 120 stamina damage and confuses for 10 seconds. Only works on downed targets that have 50 stamina damage or more."
+	to_chat(usr, examine_block(combined_msg.Join("\n")))
+
+// Apparently, all belts are storage belts. Wrestling belt is the closest we're gonna get.
+/obj/item/storage/belt/corporate_judo
+	name = "\improper Corporate Judo Belt"
+	desc = "Teaches the wearer NT Corporate Judo."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/belts.dmi'
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/belt_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/belt_righthand.dmi'
+	icon_state = "judobelt"
+	item_state = "judo"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	var/datum/martial_art/corporate_judo/style = new
+
+/obj/item/storage/belt/corporate_judo/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	var/datum/component/storage/STR = GetComponent(/datum/component/storage)
+	STR.max_items = 1
+	STR.set_holdable(list(/obj/item/book/manual/wiki/security_space_law))
+
+/obj/item/storage/belt/corporate_judo/equipped(mob/user, slot)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		return
+	if(slot == ITEM_SLOT_BELT)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/human_user = user
+		style.teach(human_user, 1)
+
+/obj/item/storage/belt/corporate_judo/dropped(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human_user = user
+	if(human_user.get_item_by_slot(ITEM_SLOT_BELT) == src)
+		style.remove(human_user)
diff --git a/code/datums/status_effects/debuffs/blindness.dm b/code/datums/status_effects/debuffs/blindness.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..26c148e39e52
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/status_effects/debuffs/blindness.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+/// Helper macro, for ease of expanding checks for mobs which cannot be blinded
+/// There are no reason why these cannot be blinded, it is simply for "design reasons" (these things shouldn't be blinded)
+
+#define CAN_BE_BLIND(mob) (!isanimal(mob) && !isbrain(mob) && !isrevenant(mob))
+
+/// This status effect handles applying a temporary blind to the mob.
+/datum/status_effect/temporary_blindness
+	id = "temporary_blindness"
+	tick_interval = 2 SECONDS
+	alert_type = null
+	remove_on_fullheal = TRUE
+
+/datum/status_effect/temporary_blindness/on_creation(mob/living/new_owner, duration = 10 SECONDS)
+	src.duration = duration
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/status_effect/temporary_blindness/on_apply()
+	if(!CAN_BE_BLIND(owner))
+		return FALSE
+
+	owner.become_blind(id)
+	return TRUE
+
+/datum/status_effect/temporary_blindness/on_remove()
+	owner.cure_blind(id)
+
+/datum/status_effect/temporary_blindness/tick(delta_time, times_fired)
+	if(owner.stat == DEAD)
+		return
+
+	// Temp. blindness heals faster if our eyes are covered
+	if(!HAS_TRAIT_FROM(src, TRAIT_BLIND, EYES_COVERED))
+		return
+
+	// Knocks 2 seconds off of our duration
+	// If we should be deleted, give a message letting them know
+	var/mob/living/stored_owner = owner
+	if(remove_duration(2 SECONDS))
+		to_chat(stored_owner, span_green("Your eyes start to feel better!"))
+		return
+	// Otherwise add a chance to let them know that it's working
+	else if(DT_PROB(5, delta_time))
+		var/obj/item/thing_covering_eyes = owner.is_eyes_covered()
+		// "Your blindfold soothes your eyes", for example
+		to_chat(owner, span_green("Your [thing_covering_eyes?.name || "eye covering"] soothes your eyes."))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
index 12a29dddd2fe..8ceb3568d0ac 100755
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
@@ -75,6 +75,7 @@
 	new /obj/item/radio/security(src)
 	new /obj/item/storage/backpack/duffelbag/clothing/sec/head(src)
 	new /obj/item/barrier_taperoll/police(src)
+	new /obj/item/storage/belt/corporate_judo(src)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/warden
 	name = "\proper warden's locker"
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/equipment/belt_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/equipment/belt_lefthand.dmi
index 39d634317334..45f175e059f9 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/equipment/belt_lefthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/equipment/belt_lefthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/equipment/belt_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/equipment/belt_righthand.dmi
index 0d144eed638a..31356478ebea 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/equipment/belt_righthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/equipment/belt_righthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/clothing/belts.dmi b/icons/obj/clothing/belts.dmi
index 7736d7d2ab26..de487872be10 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/clothing/belts.dmi and b/icons/obj/clothing/belts.dmi differ
diff --git a/yogstation.dme b/yogstation.dme
index 710605c1580a..8a78e30b3e90 100644
--- a/yogstation.dme
+++ b/yogstation.dme
@@ -714,6 +714,7 @@
 #include "code\datums\mapgen\Cavegens\LavalandGenerator.dm"
 #include "code\datums\martial\boxing.dm"
 #include "code\datums\martial\buster_style.dm"
+#include "code\datums\martial\corporate_judo.dm"
 #include "code\datums\martial\cqc.dm"
 #include "code\datums\martial\flying_fang.dm"
 #include "code\datums\martial\hunterfu.dm"
@@ -772,6 +773,7 @@
 #include "code\datums\status_effects\status_effect.dm"
 #include "code\datums\status_effects\wound_effects.dm"
 #include "code\datums\status_effects\buffs\buffs.dm"
+#include "code\datums\status_effects\debuffs\blindness.dm"
 #include "code\datums\status_effects\debuffs\blue_eye.dm"
 #include "code\datums\status_effects\debuffs\confusion.dm"
 #include "code\datums\status_effects\debuffs\debuffs.dm"