diff --git a/code/datums/ert.dm b/code/datums/ert.dm
index 7fd7b8c526d8..7fd54ff89b39 100644
--- a/code/datums/ert.dm
+++ b/code/datums/ert.dm
@@ -62,3 +62,12 @@
rename_team = "Janitor"
mission = "Clean up EVERYTHING."
polldesc = "a Nanotrasen Janitorial Response Team"
+
+/datum/ert/clown
+ roles = list(/datum/antagonist/ert/clown, /datum/antagonist/ert/clown/robust)
+ leader_role = /datum/antagonist/ert/clown/robust
+ teamsize = 7
+ opendoors = FALSE
+ rename_team = "HONK Squad"
+ mission = "Bring joy and happiness to all the crew the only way a clown can. Honk!"
+ polldesc = "a Nanotrasen Clown Response Team"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm b/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm
index 25b821e15c9b..f4d0e7888fbd 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm
@@ -428,6 +428,14 @@ update_label("John Doe", "Clowny")
access = get_all_accesses()
. = ..()
+/obj/item/card/id/ert/clown
+ registered_name = "Clown"
+ assignment = "Clown ERT"
+
+/obj/item/card/id/ert/clown/Initialize()
+ access = get_all_accesses()
+ . = ..()
+
/obj/item/card/id/prisoner
name = "prisoner ID card"
desc = "You are a number, you are not a free man."
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/ert/ert.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/ert/ert.dm
index 024fcdf5b00c..80a47b828601 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/ert/ert.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/ert/ert.dm
@@ -108,6 +108,16 @@
outfit = /datum/outfit/death_commando
role = "Officer"
+/datum/antagonist/ert/clown/robust
+ name = "Clown Commander"
+ outfit = /datum/outfit/ert/clown/leader
+ role = "Clown Commander"
+
+/datum/antagonist/ert/clown
+ name = "Clown"
+ outfit = /datum/outfit/ert/clown
+ role = "Clown"
+
/datum/antagonist/ert/create_team(datum/team/ert/new_team)
if(istype(new_team))
ert_team = new_team
@@ -152,4 +162,4 @@
missiondesc += " Follow orders given to you by your squad leader."
missiondesc += "
Your Mission : [ert_team.mission.explanation_text]"
- to_chat(owner,missiondesc)
+ to_chat(owner,missiondesc)
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diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/outfits/ert.dm b/code/modules/clothing/outfits/ert.dm
index 95db6a95af2a..8be9a6c70e62 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/outfits/ert.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/outfits/ert.dm
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
var/obj/item/card/id/W = H.wear_id
W.registered_name = H.real_name
W.update_label(W.registered_name, W.assignment)
-
+
H.ignores_capitalism = TRUE // Yogs -- Lets ERTs buy a damned smoke for christ's sake
/datum/outfit/ert/commander
@@ -193,7 +193,7 @@
W.assignment = "CentCom Official"
W.registered_name = H.real_name
W.update_label()
-
+
H.ignores_capitalism = TRUE // Yogs -- Lets Centcom guys buy a damned smoke for christ's sake
/datum/outfit/ert/commander/inquisitor
@@ -304,3 +304,39 @@
/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sechailer=1,\
/obj/item/grenade/clusterbuster/cleaner=3)
+/datum/outfit/ert/clown
+ name = "Honk Squad Clown"
+ id = /obj/item/card/id/ert/clown
+ belt = /obj/item/pda/clown
+ ears = /obj/item/radio/headset/headset_cent
+ uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/clown
+ shoes = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes
+ mask = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat
+ l_pocket = /obj/item/bikehorn
+ r_hand = /obj/item/pneumatic_cannon/pie/selfcharge
+ backpack_contents = list(
+ /obj/item/stamp/clown = 1,
+ /obj/item/reagent_containers/spray/waterflower = 1,
+ /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana = 1,
+ /obj/item/instrument/bikehorn = 1,
+ )
+ implants = list(/obj/item/implant/sad_trombone)
+ back = /obj/item/storage/backpack/clown
+ box = /obj/item/storage/box/hug/survival
+ chameleon_extras = /obj/item/stamp/clown
+
+/datum/outfit/ert/clown/leader
+ name = "Honk Squad Leader"
+ id = /obj/item/card/id/ert/clown
+ uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/clown
+ shoes = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes
+ gloves = /obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/black
+ mask = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat
+ ears = /obj/item/radio/headset/headset_cent
+ glasses = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal/monocle
+ suit = /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/chaplain_hoodie
+ back = /obj/item/storage/backpack/clown
+ l_pocket = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana
+ r_pocket = /obj/item/bikehorn
+ r_hand = /obj/item/twohanded/fireaxe
+ l_hand = /obj/item/pneumatic_cannon/pie/selfcharge
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