diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/glockroach.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/glockroach.dm
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..80df2189392d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/glockroach.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,64 @@
+/obj/item/projectile/glockroachbullet
+	damage = 10 //same damage as a hivebot
+	damage_type = BRUTE
+
+
+/obj/item/ammo_casing/glockroach
+	name = "0.9mm bullet casing"
+	desc = "A... 0.9mm bullet casing? What?"
+	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/glockroachbullet
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/glockroach //copypasted from cockroach.dm so i could use the shooting code in hostile.dm
+	name = "glockroach"
+	desc = "HOLY SHIT, THAT COCKROACH HAS A GUN!"
+	icon_state = "glockroach"
+	icon_dead = "cockroach"
+	health = 1
+	maxHealth = 1
+	turns_per_move = 5
+	loot = list(/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/insectguts)
+	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
+	minbodytemp = 270
+	maxbodytemp = INFINITY
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE | PASSGRILLE | PASSMOB
+	mob_size = MOB_SIZE_TINY
+	speak_emote = list("chitters")
+	density = FALSE
+	ventcrawler = VENTCRAWLER_ALWAYS
+	gold_core_spawnable = HOSTILE_SPAWN
+	verb_say = "chitters"
+	verb_ask = "chitters inquisitively"
+	verb_exclaim = "chitters loudly"
+	verb_yell = "chitters loudly"
+	projectilesound = 'sound/weapons/shot.ogg'
+	projectiletype = /obj/item/projectile/glockroachbullet
+	casingtype = /obj/item/ammo_casing/glockroach
+	ranged = 1
+	var/squish_chance = 50
+	del_on_death = 1
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/glockroach/death(gibbed)
+	if(SSticker.mode && SSticker.mode.station_was_nuked) //If the nuke is going off, then cockroaches are invincible. Keeps the nuke from killing them, cause cockroaches are immune to nukes.
+		return
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/glockroach/Crossed(var/atom/movable/AM)
+	if(ismob(AM))
+		if(isliving(AM))
+			var/mob/living/A = AM
+			if(A.mob_size > MOB_SIZE_SMALL && !(A.movement_type & FLYING))
+				if(prob(squish_chance))
+					A.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[A] squashed [src].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You squashed [src].</span>")
+					adjustBruteLoss(1) //kills a normal cockroach
+				else
+					visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] avoids getting crushed.</span>")
+	else
+		if(isstructure(AM))
+			if(prob(squish_chance))
+				AM.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] was crushed under [AM].</span>")
+				adjustBruteLoss(1)
+			else
+				visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] avoids getting crushed.</span>")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/glockroach/ex_act() //Explosions are a terrible way to handle a cockroach.
+	return
diff --git a/icons/mob/animal.dmi b/icons/mob/animal.dmi
index f6a65a54c8ce..43342abb7342 100644
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diff --git a/sound/weapons/shot.ogg b/sound/weapons/shot.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..fcf8ad62346b
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diff --git a/yogstation.dme b/yogstation.dme
index 4cd45eed6a24..07a2bf327903 100644
--- a/yogstation.dme
+++ b/yogstation.dme
@@ -2198,6 +2198,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\eyeballs.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\faithless.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\giant_spider.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\glockroach.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\goose.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\headcrab.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\simple_animal\hostile\hivebot.dm"