diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm
index 079aa2472740..87da9008c6ef 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm
@@ -852,20 +852,3 @@
 	glass_icon_state = "red_queen"
 	glass_name = "Red Queen"
 	glass_desc = "DRINK ME."
-	var/current_size = 1
-
-/datum/reagent/consumable/red_queen/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/H)
-	if(prob(75))
-		return ..()
-	var/newsize = pick(0.5, 0.75, 1, 1.50, 2)
-	H.resize = newsize/current_size
-	current_size = newsize
-	H.update_transform()
-	if(prob(40))
-		H.emote("sneeze")
-	..()
-
-/datum/reagent/consumable/red_queen/on_mob_end_metabolize(mob/living/M)
-	M.resize = 1/current_size
-	M.update_transform()
-	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
index a51981580090..b045a724fbef 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
@@ -657,7 +657,7 @@
 	color = "#b5a213"
 	taste_description = "tingling mushroom"
 
-/datum/reagent/consumable/tinlux/reaction_mob(mob/living/M)
+/datum/reagent/consumable/tinlux/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/M)
 	M.set_light(2)
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/tinlux/on_mob_end_metabolize(mob/living/M)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
index 11c8d0536907..3bcfb5332f54 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm
@@ -1597,7 +1597,7 @@
 	var/current_size = 1
 	taste_description = "bitterness" // apparently what viagra tastes like
 
-/datum/reagent/growthserum/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/H)
+/datum/reagent/growthserum/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/carbon/H)
 	var/newsize = current_size
 	switch(volume)
 		if(0 to 19)
@@ -1749,4 +1749,4 @@
 	description = "A highly specialized extract coming from the Australicus sector, used to create broodmother spiders."
 	color = "#ED2939"
 	taste_description = "upside down"
-	can_synth = FALSE
\ No newline at end of file
+	can_synth = FALSE