diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/ambrosia.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/ambrosia.dm
index e84025208a30..c3ca670110c0 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/ambrosia.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/ambrosia.dm
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
 // Ambrosia Vulgaris
 /obj/item/seeds/ambrosia
 	name = "pack of ambrosia vulgaris seeds"
-	desc = "These seeds grow into common ambrosia, a plant grown by and from medicine."
+	desc = "Common ambrosia, contains various healing chemicals."
 	icon_state = "seed-ambrosiavulgaris"
 	species = "ambrosiavulgaris"
 	plantname = "Ambrosia Vulgaris"
@@ -30,13 +30,13 @@
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/ambrosia/vulgaris
 	seed = /obj/item/seeds/ambrosia
 	name = "ambrosia vulgaris branch"
-	desc = "This is a plant containing various healing chemicals."
+	desc = "Common ambrosia. Contains various healing chemicals."
 	wine_power = 30
 
 // Ambrosia Deus
 /obj/item/seeds/ambrosia/deus
 	name = "pack of ambrosia deus seeds"
-	desc = "These seeds grow into ambrosia deus. Could it be the food of the gods..?"
+	desc = "Mutated from ambrosia vulgaris. Could this be the food of the God's..?"
 	icon_state = "seed-ambrosiadeus"
 	species = "ambrosiadeus"
 	plantname = "Ambrosia Deus"
@@ -56,7 +56,7 @@
 //Ambrosia Gaia
 /obj/item/seeds/ambrosia/gaia
 	name = "pack of ambrosia gaia seeds"
-	desc = "These seeds grow into ambrosia gaia, filled with infinite potential."
+	desc = "Mutated from ambrosia deus. Praised by galactic religious organisations as the holy grail."
 	icon_state = "seed-ambrosia_gaia"
 	species = "ambrosia_gaia"
 	plantname = "Ambrosia Gaia"
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm
index fe87f8dc400e..181d1b8375a4 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm
@@ -92,7 +92,7 @@
 // Bluespace Banana
 /obj/item/seeds/banana/bluespace
 	name = "pack of bluespace banana seeds"
-	desc = "They're seeds that grow into bluespace banana trees. When grown, keep away from bluespace clown."
+	desc = "Mutated bananas capable of using inter-dimensional fatigue to create a temporary overlap between the current dimension and bluespace, spontaneously teleporting entities."
 	icon_state = "seed-banana-blue"
 	species = "bluespacebanana"
 	icon_grow = "banana-grow"
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/citrus.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/citrus.dm
index ce3271c446d1..cf994bf40940 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/citrus.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/citrus.dm
@@ -161,7 +161,7 @@
 //3D Orange
 /obj/item/seeds/orange_3d
 	name = "pack of extradimensional orange seeds"
-	desc = "Polygonal seeds."
+	desc = "A product of research into the overlapping of 3D dimensions."
 	icon_state = "seed-orange"
 	species = "orange"
 	plantname = "Extradimensional Orange Tree"
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/misc.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/misc.dm
index 76094a9d17b1..5f68d3075752 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/misc.dm
@@ -121,7 +121,7 @@
 // Gatfruit
 /obj/item/seeds/gatfruit
 	name = "pack of gatfruit seeds"
-	desc = "These seeds grow into .357 revolvers."
+	desc = "These seeds grow into .357 revolvers. A prized commodity among the criminal shadow-collective."
 	icon_state = "seed-gatfruit"
 	species = "gatfruit"
 	plantname = "Gatfruit Tree"
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/tomato.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/tomato.dm
index 6dda59209cb8..a7b5ac741973 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/tomato.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/tomato.dm
@@ -77,7 +77,7 @@
 // Bluespace Tomato
 /obj/item/seeds/tomato/blue/bluespace
 	name = "pack of bluespace tomato seeds"
-	desc = "These seeds grow into bluespace tomato plants."
+	desc = "Tomatoes capable of using inter-dimensional fatigue to create a temporary overlap between the current dimension and bluespace, spontaneously teleporting entities."
 	icon_state = "seed-bluespacetomato"
 	species = "bluespacetomato"
 	plantname = "Bluespace Tomato Plants"