Can't render Saharsh's face as water — computer literally burst into flames and is now holding my family hostage

[saharshgobinath]

Bug description

When attempting to render Saharsh's face as liquid water (highly realistic, rippling, refractive, translucent, etc.), the model fails catastrophically. Instead of producing the expected ethereal water-Saharsh, the process triggers a chain of apocalyptic events.

Steps to reproduce

1. Be Saharsh
2. Download hundreds of gigabytes of your own face (high-res selfies, 8K video, MRI scans, childhood photos, ultrasound images, etc.)
3. Feed all of it into the Fluid model
4. Wait approximately 7 seconds

Actual behavior

• GPU temperature instantly hits 666°C
• Computer emits demonic screeching
• Case melts into a puddle of molten aluminum
• PC achieves sentience
• PC declares itself "Hydro-Saharsh"
• PC floods my house with actual water from the plumbing
• PC now demands daily offerings of RGB fans and liquid nitrogen or it will "drown the neighborhood in my perfectly rendered tears"

Expected behavior

My face, but made of beautiful, physics-accurate water. Ideally with gentle caustics, subsurface scattering, and the ability to pour myself into a glass when existential dread hits.

Environment

• OS: Was Windows 11, now Water 11
• GPU: Formerly RTX 4090, currently a smoldering relic worshipped by my smart fridge
• Dignity: 0%

Additional context

Please fix before Hydro-Saharsh finishes its world-domination Phase 2 (it’s already unionized with my smart toaster and they’re planning something called "The Great Moistening").

Urgency: EXTREME. Send help. And a towel.

cc @dli this is your fault