Yo Dev, It’s Me Again – A PR You’ll Never Read #69
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Dear Dev, I sent two issues back in autumn, you must not’ve got ‘em
There probably was a GitHub bug or something, or you just forgot ‘em
But this time I ain’t playin’, I got commits and tests aligned
Refactored all your functions, made ’em clean and well-defined
Look, I know you’re busy, man, I get it, life moves on
But your repo’s full of bugs and bro, your logic’s kinda wrong
I ain’t mad though, I just think it’s messed up you ignore my diffs
If you just reviewed my code, this feature wouldn’t still be missed
I wrote all docs, I fixed the lints, I even mocked the calls
Got rid of all the globals, man, no memory leaks at all
And yet my PR’s still in limbo, got me stuck inside this void
No CI runs, no feedback, just the silence of the noise
So here I am, I’m pushin’ twice, I even tagged your name
If you just merged this simple fix, your users wouldn’t complain
I ain’t got no hate, I just need to get this seen
But if you keep ignorin’ PRs, man, I swear I’m switchin’ teams
Now don’t take this the wrong way, man, it’s all just for the laughs
I just want this tool to work again, no crashes, no more hacks
I know you got your own life, and maintainin’ ain’t a breeze
But if you’d check this PR out, man, I’d really say “yes, please”
So hurlenko, if you hear this, take a minute, check my patch
Merge it in, push a tag, let’s get this software back on track!
Sincerely yours,
Your biggest fan, this is Stan
Wish you all the best, hope you will have the time to check this so everybody can use your awesome tool again.
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish