π VIM IS LIFE. VS CODE IS MID. TOUCH GRASS? NAH BRO I TOUCH :q! π₯ NO CAP FR FR THIS README IS PEAK BRAINROT
"Bro said VS Code... that's straight Ohio cap. My Neovim config mogs your entire existence π"
I don't code.
I manifest in Neovim.
My init.lua hits harder than Fanum tax on a level 10 gyatt.
200+ plugins. All lazy.nvim so they load faster than your situationship ghosts you.
Treesitter parsing my rizz. LSP autocorrecting my aura.
:wq is my love language. :q! is my therapy.
Current brainrot level: MAXED. Permanently stuck in Neovim era. Send help (or more plugins).
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Neovim > your entire bloodline β Config so aesthetic it mogs your desktop β 47 plugins before breakfast (no cap) β Fear no IDE but I DO fear exiting without :w β Certified **Neovim Sigma Male** (self-awarded by me in :help) β Daily grindset: 6 hours tweaking colorschemes while normies open VS Code π |
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β’ hjkl or go touch grass
β’ "But muh mouse" = instant block
β’ Emacs users? Never heard of her. We don't associate with that level of **Ohio**
β’ My statusline is rainbow. Yours is mid.
β’ I fear no bug... except the one that breaks my entire colorscheme at 3am
``` i n s e r t m o d e r i z z : w q = l o v e : q ! = t o x i c e x l a z y . n v i m = s k i b i d i s p e e d ```
| Category | My Number | Your Number (probably) | Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|
| Plugins | 200+ | 3 | MOGGED |
| Time in config | 69 hours/week | 0 | GYATT |
| Brain cells used | 1 (for :q!) | All of them | SIGMA |
| Aura | 1000000% | -100% | NO CAP |
IF YOU ALSO MAIN NEOVIM... we are the last real ones fr fr. Hit me up so we can ratio the VS Code plebs together πΏ
Made with pure Neovim + 47 cups of boba + maximum Gen Z brainrot + one (1) existential crisis βππ
P.S. My README is more unhinged than your entire dotfiles folder. You're welcome, king/queen/them β¨
0 to LSP (outdated)