[PORT] Table smacking

code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm

@@ -795,17 +795,49 @@ for further reading, please see: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/301
 	attack_verb = list("slapped")
 	hitsound = 'sound/effects/snap.ogg'
 
-/obj/item/slapper/attack(mob/M, mob/living/carbon/human/user)
+/obj/item/slapper/attack(mob/living/M, mob/living/carbon/human/user)
 	if(ishuman(M))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/L = M
 		if(L && L.dna && L.dna.species)
 			L.dna.species.stop_wagging_tail(M)
 	user.do_attack_animation(M)
-	playsound(M, 'sound/weapons/slap.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
-	user.visible_message(span_danger("[user] slaps [M]!"),
-	span_notice("You slap [M]!"),\
-	"You hear a slap.")
+	var/slap_volume = 50
+	if(user.zone_selected == BODY_ZONE_HEAD || user.zone_selected == BODY_ZONE_PRECISE_MOUTH)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slaps [M] in the face!</span>",
+			"<span class='notice'>You slap [M] in the face!</span>",
+			"<span class='hear'>You hear a slap.</span>")
+	else
+		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slaps [M]!</span>",
+			"<span class='notice'>You slap [M]!</span>",
+			"<span class='hear'>You hear a slap.</span>")
+	playsound(M, 'sound/weapons/slap.ogg', slap_volume, TRUE, -1)
 	return
+
+/obj/item/slapper/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, proximity_flag, click_parameters)
+	if(!istype(target, /obj/structure/table))
+		return ..()
+
+	var/obj/structure/table/the_table = target
+
+	if(!proximity_flag)
+		return
+
+	if(user.a_intent == INTENT_HARM)
+		transform = transform.Scale(5) // BIG slap
+		if(HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_HULK))
+			transform = transform.Scale(2)
+			color = COLOR_GREEN
+		user.do_attack_animation(the_table)
+		//Uncomment if we ever port table slam signals
+		//SEND_SIGNAL(user, COMSIG_LIVING_SLAM_TABLE, the_table)
+		//SEND_SIGNAL(the_table, COMSIG_TABLE_SLAMMED, user)
+		playsound(get_turf(the_table), 'sound/effects/tableslam.ogg', 110, TRUE)
+		user.visible_message("<b><span class='danger'>[user] slams [user.p_their()] fist down on [the_table]!</span></b>", "<b><span class='danger'>You slam your fist down on [the_table]!</span></b>")
+	else
+		user.do_attack_animation(the_table)
+		playsound(get_turf(the_table), 'sound/effects/tableslam.ogg', 40, TRUE)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] slaps [user.p_their()] hand on [the_table].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You slap your hand on [the_table].</span>", vision_distance=COMBAT_MESSAGE_RANGE)
+
 /obj/item/proc/can_trigger_gun(mob/living/user)
 	if(!user.can_use_guns(src))
 		return FALSE